An englishman, a German and a chinaman crash on a deserted island... A plane crashes in the pacific ocean, and only three survivors wash ashore a deserted island: An Englishman, a German and a Chinaman (A more stereotypical joke setup you'd be hard-pressed to find). So the German takes charge, tells the two others: ""you brit, build us a shelter, I will go out to find food. You, chinese boy, there must have been something left from the plane, take care of the supplies"". Several hours later, the german dude comes back to camp, where the englishman has built passable accomodation for their little band of refugees. However, the third survivor is nowhere to be found... well shit, he was probably eaten by a wild animal whjile salvaging...too bad for him. they make themselves comfortable and start eating the berries and coconuts gathered when suddenly the chinaman jumps out of a nearby bush and yells ""Supplise!""