A Communist, A Monarchist and a Trumpist are on a plane On a flight somewhere over the Pacific ocean, the pilot declares that the plane is overloaded, and that three people must sacrifice themselves and jump off, else the plane will crash and everyone on board will die. The communist steps up and says, "For bread and freedom! For wealth and prosperity! For all that is worth dying for!" grabs a parachute, and jumps off the plane. The nationalist steps up and says, "For king and country! For wealth and prosperity! For all that is worth dying for!" grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. Finally, the Trumpist suddenly yells, "To make America great again! For national wealth and for all that is worth dying for!" and grabs the nearest foreigner and shoves him off the plane.