Lincoln Jokes

Two men are sitting in a bar 'Hey, when were you born?' asks the first man. '3rd of February 1961,' replies the second. 'Interesting, that's when I was born too! Where were you born?' 'In Seattle.' 'That's weird, I was born in Seattle as well,' exclaims the first man. 'Where did you go to school?' 'I went to the Abraham Lincoln High School.' 'That's incredible, I went to Lincoln High too!' A waitress walks by. The first man grabs her arm and says: 'Hey, listen! This guy and I were born …

I just found out that the movie “Lincoln” made almost $300 million in movie theatres. I was shocked. Historically Lincoln doesn’t do too well in theatres.

Do you know which president has the cleanest record Lincoln

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln

A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now.

Forget Washington Lincoln

Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent.

[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end.

Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies?,"If he was did they call him the pounding father?

Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?

Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept? I think they were called the Lincoln Logs.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

A man applied for the post of a detective. In the interview he was asked a question: Who killed Abraham Lincoln? Man: I will tell you tomorrow. He come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Lincoln.