An old man stumbles into a bar after having had a few already... Once inside, he slides up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. ""To the class of '55!"" he yells, holding the glass aloft. Next to him, an old drunk raises his glass, ""To the class of '55!"" ""Where you from?"" asks the first man of the second after they both toast. ""I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania."" ""You don't say?! I'm from Pittsburgh!"" The two men drink to their hometown. ""What high school did you go to?"" Ask the se…

Lincoln walks into a bar An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, ""Going to a party?"" ""Yeah, a costume party,"" the man answers, ""I'm supposed to come as my love life."" ""But you look like Abraham Lincoln,"" protests the bartender. ""That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago.""

Two men walk into a bar.. And after a few rounds the first man turned to the second and asked, ""where you from?"" The second man replied, ""Ireland!"" Excited, the first man said, ""bloody hell, thats whers I'm from, lets have a toast to Ireland!"" After a few more rounds, the first man turned to second and asked, ""where in Ireland are ya from?"" To which the second replied, ""Dublin mate."" Once again, the first man excitedly said, ""bloody hell, that's where I'm from, lets have a toast to Du…

A bartender is closing down his bar at the end of the evening. Three men remain hunched over at the bar. Each has been there the whole night and has been drinking heavily, but none of them seem to have the strength or desire to strike up a conversation. As the bartender cleans the last few glasses before he kicks the three men out, he decides it's worth a shot to try to cheer these poor guys up. He goes up to them and asks what's got them down. As it turns out, the three of them have all just be…