Lincoln walks into a bar An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, ""Going to a party?"" ""Yeah, a costume party,"" the man answers, ""I'm supposed to come as my love life."" ""But you look like Abraham Lincoln,"" protests the bartender. ""That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago.""