A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son... ""When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."" Without looking up from his game, the boy pointed out, ""When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States.""

My dad CLAIMS to have invented this joke. I think it's too good and don't want to give him credit, but I can't find it online. This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidental candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on their campaigns and in exchange for a place to stay, would do chores around the property before they headed to a new city. In 1860 Abraham L…

Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?

Father's day hindi jokes for dad (पापा-बेटा जोक्स मज़ेदार चुटकुले): अगर आपके पापा का मूड (Father' day) भी हमेशा मस्खरी करने वाला रहता है। अगर आपके और आपके कूल डूड (Happy father's day 2023) डैड के बीच का रिश्ता एकदम इमली की चटनी जैसा खट्टा मीठा, नोक-झोंक वाला है। और मस्ती मज़ाक में अगर आपके कूल (Jokes Hindi) और सैवेज पापा आपसे भी दो कदम आगे हैं? तो फादर्स डे वाले (Dad Jokes) ये मज़ेदार चुटकुले बेशक आपके पापा को खूब पसंद आएंगे, देखें हिंदी में पापा-बेटा वाले बहुत ही (Chutkule) मज़ाकिया जोक्स। जिन्…