Knock Knock Jokes

*Knock Knock* Me: Who is it? Police: Police. Me:What do u want? Police: To talk. Me: How many r u? Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted.

*knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food

Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke

Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it.

Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally.

9/11 knock knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *9/11* 9/11 who? *You said you'd never forget.*

Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies.

Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him.

The classiest knock knock joke in existence [Fixed] Two guys walk into a bar

The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gettuda. Gettuda who? Gettuda choppa!

My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!""

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)

Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you.

1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!

Try this on someone say to them ""Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start"" most likely their response will be ""Okay, knock knock"" you then say ""Who's there?"" They will usually be terribly confused and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts

Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!

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Knock Knock can i get about 3.50?

Knock knock, interrupting cat (warning, do NOT tell joke in busy public areas) Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cat Interrupting ca... MMEEAAOOWW

Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's There? Hitler. Hitler Who? YES! The time machine was a success! Knock Knock. Who's There? David Hasslehoff. David Hasslehoff, who? YES, TWO BIRDS ONE STONE! Now i'm not saying that David Hasslehoff is a nazi, but he is a charismatic leader who's led the german people astray. -&y (by me! go try it on someone!)