Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*

Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)

A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""To."" ""To who?"" ""To whom*."" ___________________________________________________________ What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory? Give him two test tickles! ___________________________________________________________ What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells. ___________________________________________________________ Two atoms duck into the trenches after an i…