Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*

My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!""

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)

A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""To."" ""To who?"" ""To whom*."" ___________________________________________________________ What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory? Give him two test tickles! ___________________________________________________________ What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells. ___________________________________________________________ Two atoms duck into the trenches after an i…