-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered.

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself I don't come here to be insulted !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !