Klondike Bar Jokes

The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me.

If I was a detective, my main suspect would always be the person who returns to the scene of the crime AND is eating a Klondike bar.

If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.

It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar.

The hell with a Klondike Bar, ask me what I'd do for a box of Girl Scout Cookies.

I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar.

GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax.

I just did absolutely nothing for this Klondike Bar.

A man walks into Richard Harrison's pawn shop... ... And says, ""I have a treat for you."" He digs through his bag, pull out a small item and says, ""Richard Harrison, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?"" Richard rubs his chin and replies, ""I'll give you 25 cents.""

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar.

I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum.

What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar

Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar