I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar.#Klondike Bar#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me.#Klondike Bar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.#Walmart#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp