If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.#Klondike Bar#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me.#Klondike Bar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[quietly opens a beer] Funeral Director: seriously?! Me: oh sorry [reaches into cooler and hands him one]#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp