I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd... Murder for a jar of red rum.#Klondike Bar#Bar#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.#Klondike Bar#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die#Angel#Religion#Bar#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me.#Klondike Bar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp