Iowa Jokes

A Brit visits America A Brit visits America and as part of his tour, he is shown the vast corn fields of Iowa stretching away to the horizon and beyond. "My word," he says, "What on earth do you *do* with it all?" The farmer grins and replies, "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can." The Brit is somewhat puzzled, but after the farmer explains, he laughs uproariously. "Well done, sir, well done!" When he returns to the UK, a friend asks him what Americans are like. "Oh, they have a jo…

A man counterfeits $18 bills... ...and needs to get rid of them, so he takes a trip through rural Iowa. Coming to a small general store at a remote crossroads, he goes in and asks the old man behind the counter if he would please break his bill. The old man replies, "Sure, would you like 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

A man runs out of gas while driving through rural Iowa... His cell phone dead, he walks along the highway until he finds a farmhouse. He knocks on the door, and an old farmer offers to fuel up his car after they finish dinner, which he kindly invites him to. While enjoying his meatloaf and company of the farmer and his wife, the man looks out the window and sees a one-legged pig wriggling around in the mud like a earthworm. "Say if you don't mind me asking," says the traveller, "what's the s…

In a strange twist, Democrats have a strong chance at winning in Iowa. Rumor’s abound about Vance’s disappointing performance in Davenport.

A man went to his doctor After several tests, the doctor returned to the exam room and told him "I'm terribly sorry sir but according to our tests you have barely a year left to live." "That's horrible!" said the man. "Is there nothing I can do?!" The doctor replied "Well, my advice is to become a vegan, marry an economist and move to Iowa." "Will that cure me?" asked the man "No," said the doctor "but it'll make that year feel a LOT longer!"

A YOUNG SALEMAN'S FIRST DAY ON THE JOB. A young guy from Iowa moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job.

A man runs out of gas while driving through rural Iowa... His cell phone dead

Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?,"The Middle. That way you're always driving out of Iowa.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Did you here about the new zoo? They put a fence around Iowa.

So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole …