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Guess how old I am? A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you …

An old lady gets a plastic surgery... She is glad with the results so much, that she decides to give herself a test. She goes around town to ask people if they could guess her age. First, she goes in a local McDonald's. She asks the cashier: - Excuse me, young man. Can you guess how old I am? - Hmm.. I don't know.. 32 maybe? - No! I'm actually 45! She's glad. Then she goes to buy some shoes. She asks the lady showing her a pair: - Oh sorry! Can you by any chance guess how old I am? - Hm.…

Guess my age? A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look …