Hugh Jokes

A catholic church needs money... So the council gets together and decide to start selling flowers. This business works very well until the florist across the street realized he was losing all of his business. So the florist calls in his friend Hugh Hefner and asks him to go talk to the priests. After a short discussion, they realize there are other ways of making money. Weeks later, the florist's business returns and everything is back to normal. Moral of the story: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prev…

The Friar Florists The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to ""persuade"" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars a…

A group of Irish friars was running short of funds... A group of Irish friars was running short of funds, so they decided to start a business selling flowers from the cathedral gardens. Happily, their business was extremely successful- so successful, in fact, that the local flower shop could no longer stand up to the competition. The owner, determined not to give up so easily, asked the holy men to find some other way to make money. ""No,"" they replied. ""God has guided us to success."" So the …

Flower-selling monks at the Playboy mansion *Our top story today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the playboy mansion, where they where selling flowers. Said one friar; Well, if it was anyone else, we might have gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.* (I did not think of this myself; it's from [Whose Li…

Playboy Mansion So Hugh Hefner was having a lavish party at the Playboy mansion. All the celebrities were there. It started out well, but at one point Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver got into a BIG argument. Hugh was getting the best of Dennis at which time Mick Jagger intervened with ""Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud""....

Two Rival Florists Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her, too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh …

The Modest Florist The was a man who sold flowers in the local village and earned a modest living doing so. He had done this his entire life so it was upsetting to him when one day he could no longer sell so much as a single rose. As he looked around the entire village he started to notice that everyone had flowers. He approached a lady and asked her where she got her flowers from. She explained that the Montessori up the road was selling flowers at half the price he sold his. Devastated he walk…

A pun from Colin Mochrie. Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florists across town thought the competition was unfair. They asked the good fathers to close down, but the friars would not. They went back and begged the friars to close. The friars ignored them. They asked their mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They friars ignored them, t…

Hugh Hefner Today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, ""Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh

So two friars open a flower shop... And since everybody wants to buy flowers from men of god, all the other florists in town go out of business. The last florist still in business goes to them and begs them to close down but they wont. After that, the rival florist goes to the friars' mothers and asks them to tell their sons to close their shop. The mothers ask, but they wont. After this, he goes and talks to Hugh. Hugh is the meanest, toughest guy in town. He beats up the friars and destroys t…

So the church is losing money... ...and the friars decide that they need a new income source. To do this, they set up a flower stand, and do a pretty good business selling flowers in the small village. Unfortunately, there is another floral store that is losing business because of the friars. So, they go talk to the friars, telling them to stop selling flowers, because they are losing money. The friars say "no way man, free country, free enterprise." The owners of the other floral shop decide…

A joke my art teacher told me This is a long one, and a groaner, but it's worth it. There once was this town that was known for it's flowers. There were three florists who would make the best flower arrangements people had ever seen, and the town received many awards for them. The three florists enjoyed the competition, and didn't resent each other. One day, a friar moved into the town and started his own flower shop. He made cheap bouquets and undercut the other florists. They soon started los…

A group of friars ... opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them and begged that they shut down. Again, they refused. Therefore, the florist hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest …

Mafia florists Some Italian mafia members own a florist shop in a city. Theirs is the only florist is the area, and so they control most of the flower business in the area. One day, however, another florist shop opens up across the street. Afraid for their business, the mafia send one of theirs to rustle the place up, maybe scare them off. But he comes back to report that the florists are all friars! Being devout Catholics, they can't mess with the good friars. The mafia boss has a solution. …

The Friars Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her, too. So, the rival florist hired Hu…

There were once some monks who decided to raise money by opening a flower shop There was once an order of monks that needed to raise some money. They figured that the best way to do this was by opening a flower shop and selling flowers. Now, these monks sold their flowers really cheap, and everyone liked the idea of buying flowers from men of God, so much so that all the other florists slowly lost all their business. Realizing their predicament, the florists banded to figure out how to remove…

There's a flower shop in my town... ...that always had great business until one day, a group of local monks opened a flower shop right across the street. Of course, everybody wanted to buy flowers from the brothers. The original flower shop began losing a dangerous amount of business. The owner of the shop began visiting the friars every day to try to ask, beg, and bribe the monks into shutting down their store. They were utterly unsuccessful. Finally, the shop owner went down to the local pub …

There were two friars from Mississippi... They decided they weren't getting paid enough, but they were peaceful people and didn't want to protest. Instead, they got a second job. They opened a flower shop together. It was going pretty well, and everybody loved the supposedly blessed flowers, but soon enough the competition got jealous. They claimed that it was illegal to sell the flowers in the name of the Lord. Being Mississippi, the court sided in favor of the friars and said they could s…

Some friars were behind on their belfry payments... ... so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her, too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart…

There was once a group of Friars Who began selling flowers instead of cheese. They found great success in this new calling, so much they were putting a local florist shop out of business. The local florists were angry and decided to hire thugs to intimidate the friars into ceasing their flower sales. Thug after thug, no one was able to stop these men of God - until a man named Hugh made the friars scurry away from the town entirely! This important story teaches us a valuable lesson: only Hu…

two friars lose their job when the church shuts down... ...So they decide to start a flower shop. Business is good 'cause everyone wanted to buy flowers from the "Men of God", so good, in fact, that their competitor florist, Frank, wasn't getting any business. So he heads to the friars shop to bargain. Frank said "hey, could you close down for a while, or maybe have half days, cause I'm not getting any customers!" "No," Said the friars, "we're giving the money to charity." He begged and pleaded…

Steve owns a flower stand. He’s got all kinds of flowers - daisies, petunias, roses, and even wildflowers like firewheels and bluebonnets. He has the most expansive collection of flowers in the city, all of the highest quality, and business is booming. However, one day, a group of priests moved in across the street and open their own flowers shop. Their collection is just as expansive, just as high-quality, and they begin to siphon off customers from Steve. Soon, Steve’s customer base has bee…

Hugh Jackman films a movie in the Swiss Alps and loses his Dell laptop. Just when he thinks it's lost forever, he is grateful to see it found, in the hands of a yodeler who tells him: "Your Dell lay here, Hugh!"

A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Terrified, they did so - ther…