The Modest Florist The was a man who sold flowers in the local village and earned a modest living doing so. He had done this his entire life so it was upsetting to him when one day he could no longer sell so much as a single rose. As he looked around the entire village he started to notice that everyone had flowers. He approached a lady and asked her where she got her flowers from. She explained that the Montessori up the road was selling flowers at half the price he sold his. Devastated he walked to the pub to meet his friends. He sat down and told them how his only way of making a modest living had been taken from him. After many beers and much discussion it was mutually decided that he needed to confront the monks. He then went home and set up the horse and cart for the journey. Miles and miles later he got to the Montessori. He approached the large wooden double doors and knocked. One of the monks opened the door and the man began to explain that he was a simple man making a modest living selling flowers in order to provide for his wife and kids. He asked him if they could just go back to brewing beer instead of selling flowers. The monk replied that brewing beer took too much time to monitor and it was a lot of effort unlike the flowers. He said they would keep doing what they had and slammed the door in his face. The man then got into his cart and made the journey miles and miles back to town. He went back to the pub the next day and met up with his friends. After many beers and much discussion they told him of a man named Hugh Pressman that might take care of the situation. He then went home and got the horse and cart ready to go. He then proceeded to make the journey miles and miles to Hugh Pressman. He pulled up to the house and knocked on the door. Hugh answered and the man began to explain that he sold flowers to earn a modest living and now he couldn't because of the monks. Hugh told him not to worry and he would take care of it. The man then left and made the journey miles and miles back to the village. Hugh Pressman road his horse many miles over to the Montessori the next day. He got off his horse and approached the large wooden double doors and knocked. A monk answered the door and Hugh began to explain that his new friend sold flowers to earn a modest living. He asked the monk if they could just go back to brewing beer. The monk explained that there was too much effort involved and that growing flowers was much easier and then tried to slam the door in Hugh's face. Hugh blocked the door and pulled out his sword and stabbed the monk. All the other monks charged after him and he killed every last one of them. If you read this entire joke and still don't get it, that's because it was an elaborate way to tell you that only Hugh can prevent florist fryers