Hughs Jokes

The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!

The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

The Modest Florist The was a man who sold flowers in the local village and earned a modest living doing so. He had done this his entire life so it was upsetting to him when one day he could no longer sell so much as a single rose. As he looked around the entire village he started to notice that everyone had flowers. He approached a lady and asked her where she got her flowers from. She explained that the Montessori up the road was selling flowers at half the price he sold his. Devastated he walk…

Mafia florists Some Italian mafia members own a florist shop in a city. Theirs is the only florist is the area, and so they control most of the flower business in the area. One day, however, another florist shop opens up across the street. Afraid for their business, the mafia send one of theirs to rustle the place up, maybe scare them off. But he comes back to report that the florists are all friars! Being devout Catholics, they can't mess with the good friars. The mafia boss has a solution. …

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