Mafia florists Some Italian mafia members own a florist shop in a city. Theirs is the only florist is the area, and so they control most of the flower business in the area. One day, however, another florist shop opens up across the street. Afraid for their business, the mafia send one of theirs to rustle the place up, maybe scare them off. But he comes back to report that the florists are all friars! Being devout Catholics, they can't mess with the good friars. The mafia boss has a solution. He turns to a guy named Hugh. "Hey Hugh, you're atheist, right?" "Yes." "You you'll have no qualms about shaking up that flower shop?" "I don't see why I would, boss." Then he puts his hand on Hugh's shoulder, turns to the rest of the group, and says, "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."