two friars lose their job when the church shuts down... ...So they decide to start a flower shop. Business is good 'cause everyone wanted to buy flowers from the "Men of God", so good, in fact, that their competitor florist, Frank, wasn't getting any business. So he heads to the friars shop to bargain. Frank said "hey, could you close down for a while, or maybe have half days, cause I'm not getting any customers!" "No," Said the friars, "we're giving the money to charity." He begged and pleaded, but to no avail. Grumbling, he called a thug, Hugh, to do the dirty work. Hugh goes to the friars shop, and beats the friars and trashes the shop. Terrified, the friars close their shop and hide in the back room. Moral of the story? Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.