Hillarys Jokes

Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error

Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!

The FBI's scathing report on Hillary Clinton's illegal handling of top secret information did have a bright side. It seems we won't have to worry about Hillary's finger on the nuclear trigger. Because she'll probably lose it.

Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's.""

If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies.

Tally-whacker Bill Clinton after playing a round of golf with Supporters, notices Donald trump standing in an adjacent urinal. Suddenly Bill looks down and notices that Donald was quite well endowed. ""Damn, Donald,"" Bill said, ""How did that thing ever get so big?"" ""It's like this, Every night, before I go to bed, I smack it against the bed post ten times. That's all it takes."" ""What a good idea!"" said Bill. ""Hillary's been ignoring me lately; this could really perk up our love life."" L…

The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!

My daughter just walked into the living room and said ""Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house."" ... Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brothe…

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost

Monica Lewinsky's statement on Hillary's run for President Monica Lewinsky released the following statment on Hillary Clinton's run for President.. ""I will not vote for Hillary Clinton . The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth. As we get closer to the 2016 election year, citizens must remember that they cannot even trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a meaning full job , she outsourced it to me and I simply blew it"".

Democratic Primary Debates have been upgraded This time, we have upgraded the Democratic primaries, and are carrying them out on email. Everything is fine, except, we just can't find Hillary's answers. EDIT: [Sauce](http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/republican-debate-drinking-game-080515?fb_comment_id=776870059088394_777016762407057#f35f0e2aa)

Dad, about your will... A man was telling his buddy, ""You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And d…

President Obama is walking through the White House... ...when he passes former President Clinton. ""Bill!"" says Obama, ""what's going on? How is Hillary's head?"" ""Well,' says Bill, ""She's no Monica.""

Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!""

Last summer the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination Bill put his arm around Hillary and said ""Well honey if you had stayed with him you would be the wife of a service station owner today."" She smirked …

She actually said that? A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me a…

Donald Trump dies and goes to heaven... He soon reaches the pearly gates, and is greeted by St. Peter himself. Donald notices a wall of clocks behind St. Peter, some of them ticking, and some are not, and asks, "What's with all the clocks?" St. Peter replies, "These are Lie-Clocks, every person on Earth and in Heaven has one, and they tick once every time you tell a lie. Over here we have Sylvia Brown's, which is moving once every 2 seconds. On the other hand, Mother Teresa's Lie-Clock has not…

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery .. Donald and Hillary go Into a Bakery on the Campaign Trail As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you…

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs

They should build the wall with Hillary's emails Because nobody can get over them.

Trump should build that wall out of Hillary's emails since it seems no one can get over them.

Trump's inauguration had a low turnout Still more than Hillary's inauguration

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]

Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?