Donald Trump dies and goes to heaven...
He soon reaches the pearly gates, and is greeted by St. Peter himself.
Donald notices a wall of clocks behind St. Peter, some of them ticking, and some are not, and asks,
"What's with all the clocks?"
St. Peter replies, "These are Lie-Clocks, every person on Earth and in Heaven has one, and they tick once every time you tell a lie. Over here we have Sylvia Brown's, which is moving once every 2 seconds. On the other hand, Mother Teresa's Lie-Clock has not…