Freddie Mercury Jokes

Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

Freddie Mercury: "Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?" Brian May: um... Fandango? Freddie: "Perfect!" *snorts another line of coke*

Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?

I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.

What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen.

FREDDIE MERCURY APPEARS BEFORE BEFORE BRYAN MAY IN A PUFF OF SMOKE STARTLED, BRYAN GASPS ,, ""FREDDIE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?"" TO WHICH FREDDIE REPLIES ""I WAS BUT I WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY A VOODOO PRIEST"" ""VOODOO?"", BRYAN ASKS,""WHATS VOODOO?"" ""WELL BRYAN"", FREDDY SAYS, ""ITS A KIND OF MAGIC!""

Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure"".

Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel.

I accidentally broke two of my Freddie Mercury records. Now..I want to break three.

Bruno Mars Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar

How did Freddie Mercury do in school? He got straight "gays"