Bruno Mars Jokes

Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield.

*Bruno Mars on the radio* Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? Brain: Just say, YES! Me: Has the pin been pulled? Brain: Idiot!

*throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*

Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to "there's water on"

Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars.

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Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen. He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air

I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch.

I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch Dont believe me? Just watch

Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel.

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Dear Bruno Mars, don't die for that b*tch. Obviously if someone is throwing grenades at her then she must be involved in some serious sh*t.

Girl: ""How do I look today?"" Bruno Mars: ""When I see your faceeee"" Girl: ""Ok ok I get it.""

If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.

Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​ The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers? Because he doesn't have the nuts.

If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth do you think they'd have a Sun?

Bruno Mars Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar

Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars.

What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third.