Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​ The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars.

Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel.

If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.