Venus Williams Jokes

Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars.

Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?

If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.

Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​ The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth do you think they'd have a Sun?

Bruno Mars Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus.