If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.

*Bruno Mars on the radio* Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? Brain: Just say, YES! Me: Has the pin been pulled? Brain: Idiot!

Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars.

Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​ The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"