*Bruno Mars on the radio* Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? Brain: Just say, YES! Me: Has the pin been pulled? Brain: Idiot!

*throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*

Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to "there's water on"

Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars.