FREDDIE MERCURY APPEARS BEFORE BEFORE BRYAN MAY IN A PUFF OF SMOKE STARTLED, BRYAN GASPS ,, ""FREDDIE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?"" TO WHICH FREDDIE REPLIES ""I WAS BUT I WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY A VOODOO PRIEST"" ""VOODOO?"", BRYAN ASKS,""WHATS VOODOO?"" ""WELL BRYAN"", FREDDY SAYS, ""ITS A KIND OF MAGIC!""

Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor

Freddie Mercury: "Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?" Brian May: um... Fandango? Freddie: "Perfect!" *snorts another line of coke*