Freddie Jokes

MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor

I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.

FREDDIE MERCURY APPEARS BEFORE BEFORE BRYAN MAY IN A PUFF OF SMOKE STARTLED, BRYAN GASPS ,, ""FREDDIE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?"" TO WHICH FREDDIE REPLIES ""I WAS BUT I WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY A VOODOO PRIEST"" ""VOODOO?"", BRYAN ASKS,""WHATS VOODOO?"" ""WELL BRYAN"", FREDDY SAYS, ""ITS A KIND OF MAGIC!""

Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure"".

Freddie Gray's death was a real Homie-cide

You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry

freddie crougar once impersonated chuck norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares

Six Cups of Coffee Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos. ""Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, h…

God-damn eggs It's early in the morning, and Johnny, who's ten years old, is telling his younger brother Freddie that he's going to use a Bad Word that day. Freddie thinks this is most daring thing *ever*, and asks, "Really??? That's soooo cool! What word you gonna use? Huh?" Johnny whispers "I'm going to say 'God-damn'!" Freddie is really impressed. "Wow! I wanna say a bad word too! I'm going to say... say... ASS!" They are both really excited and are whispering and planning until their mo…

Pot of chili nsfw So there are four gay men, three of which are all involved with the last, we'll call him "Freddie". One day Freddie becomes ill and dies of the HIV. Before the funeral, the three gay men meet at the bar to decide the best way to handle the financial part of the ceremonies. They quickly agree that the smartest way to go about it would be to cremate and divide the ashes, thus being able to remember their lost lover however they so choose. After a few hours of drinking and speaki…

Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size.