God-damn eggs
It's early in the morning, and Johnny, who's ten years old, is telling his younger brother Freddie that he's going to use a Bad Word that day. Freddie thinks this is most daring thing *ever*, and asks,
"Really??? That's soooo cool! What word you gonna use? Huh?"
Johnny whispers "I'm going to say 'God-damn'!"
Freddie is really impressed. "Wow! I wanna say a bad word too! I'm going to say... say... ASS!"
They are both really excited and are whispering and planning until their mo…