Why are Biblical scholars nervous about Donald Trump's pick for VP?,"Because according the Book of Revelations the arrival of the apocalypse will first be signaled by Trump-Pence.#Donald0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?,"Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks guys!#Donald0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole? Because Donald ducked.#Mickey Mouse#Donald#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of ice cream? Definitely not Chocolate#Donald#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear that Donald Trump's wife doesn't want him to run for president? She says she doesn't want to move into a smaller house.#Donald#Marriage#Politics#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?#Donald#Donald Trump#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas#Donald#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz...#Donald#Cruz#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can't't Donald Trump's staff satisfy his female customers? He is short handed#Donald#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him#Donald#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump#Donald Trump#Donald#Donald Dump#Animals+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico#Donald#Mexicans Building#Mexico#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's father have in common? They pulled out too late.#Ted Cruz#Donald#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it#Donald#Juan#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.#Hillary#Donald#Airplane#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency? Orange is the New Black#Donald#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.#Donald#Mexico#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America#Hillary#Donald#United States Of America#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are Biblical scholars nervous about Donald Trump's pick for VP? Because according the Book of Revelations, the arrival of the apocalypse will first be signaled by Trump-Pence.#Donald#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp