What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan

A collection of lightbulb jokes How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just Juan How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just two but who knows how they got in there. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? -Change? How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Oh, it's an obscure number, you've probably nev…

What's with all the clocks? A man who recently died had a meeting with God. He was waiting outside, looking at a large wall of clocks outside his office. God stepped out to invite him inside. **M:** Hey, what's with all these clocks? **G:** Ah, this is the wall shows every lie everyone has ever told. The lies are represented by clocks. Every time someone tells a lie, the clock moves 1 minute. **M:** Wow there's a lot of people up here. Look, George Washington's clock never moved! Mine is at …

What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust