A collection of lightbulb jokes How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just Juan How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just two but who knows how they got in there. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? -Change? How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Oh, it's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. How many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -10,000. One to hold the lightbulb, the rest to rotate the house. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -You can't tell, it's dark. (I know that one's kinda inappropriate) How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how it represents an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -The whole team! And they got a semester's credit for it!