A collection of lightbulb jokes How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just Juan How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Just two but who knows how they got in there. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? -Change? How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Oh, it's an obscure number, you've probably nev…

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football? A wok on.

Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They’re both slipping in the polls.

Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!