Denver Jokes

Apparently the super-bowl was yesterday and a lot of people were upset at Denver I personally feel they did a great job considering the circumstances. The Broncos were forced to play football, when they were high as hell and thought they were entering the national cereal eating contest.

Nervous about flying I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. ""I'll take care of it,"" she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she had solved the problem by turning off all the lights. A passenger across the aisle who had been watching me leaned ove…

A couple of rednecks went on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car to sight see. One of the sights was a bridge that was more than 1,000 feet above the river. Walking out onto the bridge, they noticed it swaying in the wind. ""I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge,"" one said to the other. ""What are you worried about""? the second replied. ""It's a rental.""

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever while making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers, when suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk front. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, ""I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS!"" The agent r…

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny and making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said ""I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be …

It's been legalized! Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!

A man went into the Job Center in Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read: "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual…

3 Individuals broke into the Denver police department last night and stole all the toilets in the building... At this time, detectives have nothing to go on.

A man went into the Job Center in Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he asked the clerk for details.

Have you heard of the John Denver omelet?,"It's just like a regular Denver omelet but it's served upside down in seawater.

Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater.