Are you SIRIous?! I'm in Colorado heading north on a main highway and decided to ask SIRI for some directions, her response was a little more down under then I had planned to go. http://i.imgur.com/giiRBOi.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/1DYBcoH.jpg

A couple of Hobos are sitting under an overpass sharing some hobo chili... When Colorado Curly Bo says to Dakota Slim, ""So, how'd you end up like this?"" Dakota Slim says, ""Booze."" Bo says, ""Yeah, I know how that is."" Dakota Slim continues, ""I had it all; a beautiful wife, big house, two-car garage, and I just drank it all away."" He pauses, and asks ""How'd you end up here?"" Bo says, ""Racehorses."" Dakota reflects, ""Yeah, I know how that is."" Bo says, ""I just kept buying 'em and eati…

"Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks" reminded me of this one. A man and his wife were driving from New York to California. Along the way the wife would find every little thing wrong with her husband's driving. "You're driving too fast." "You missed that exit." "You're tailgating." This went on throughout the trip. As their car crossed the border into Colorado, a cop flashed his lights and the man pulled over. The cop walks up to the driver's side and the man rolls down his window. "Hey, Bud…

Hooters Two men grow up together as friends. After college, one moves to Ohio, and the other moves to Colorado. They agree to meet every 10 years in Florida to play some golf and catch up with each other. At age 35 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. One asks, "Where do you want to go?" The other replies, "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have waitresses with beautiful bosoms, tight shorts, and pretty legs." "Sounds great." At age 45, they meet and play …