Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater.

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo? Two Live Crew

Apparently the super-bowl was yesterday and a lot of people were upset at Denver I personally feel they did a great job considering the circumstances. The Broncos were forced to play football, when they were high as hell and thought they were entering the national cereal eating contest.

Nervous about flying I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. ""I'll take care of it,"" she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she had solved the problem by turning off all the lights. A passenger across the aisle who had been watching me leaned ove…