Buck Jokes

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter Sam returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. ""Where's George?"" one of the men asked noticing that Sam had returned alone. ""He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him.""

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie a captain and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands the rookie threw down his cards and said ""that does it! I am going out to get me a deer."" Fifteen minutes later the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked ""how did you get that?"" The rookie replied …

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street.

A man is using an outhouse.... and is taking a pleasant dump one hot summer evening. As he finishes, he stands up, wipes, and begins to pull his pants up. As his pants are coming up a dollar and fifty cents falls out of his pocket and lands in the hole from which he has just risen. "Goddamnit!" he exclaims in anger as he hurriedly tries to button his trousers up. He tries to turn around but there is not enough room in the outhouse. He then opens the door, steps out, turns toward the outhouse, r…

2 deer hunters 2 deer hunters go out one fall afternoon in to the forest to get in early for the evening hunt. After hours of hunting they finally kill a large buck. One of the men who was planning on using the bathroom at the campsite near their hunting area decides to take a dump in the woods. As he walks off the other hunter starts to field dress the deer when he thinks of the childish idea to place the intestines of the deer underneath his friend. using his sweet hunting sneak skills he …

Three legged Pig A traveling salesman trying to make a buck was driving through the plains of Nebraska when he decided to stop at a farmhouse coming up on his left. As he was walking up the driveway toward the front door of the house, a pig with three legs caught his eye. It was just hobbling through the grass. When the farmer answered the door and asked what he was selling, the salesman first asked about the three legged pig. "That pig is the most amazing pig in the land, son." The farmer said…

There's 3 chinese brothers... Bu, Chu, and Fu and they want to illgally sneak into America. So they decide to change their names to sound more American. Bu, changes his to Buck. Chu, changes his to Chuck. And Fu, got sent back to China.

Little Timmy was told that everybody has a secret. Little Timmy was told at school today, that everybody had a secret, so dark that they would do anything to keep it a secret. So he decided to test this out. He went to his mom and looked straight into her eyes and said : Mom I know your secret. And without a moment passing his mom burst in tears and handed him 20 dollars, telling him to keep the secret to himself. With 20 dollars in his pocket, he was quick running to his father, staring at …

A Doctor posts an ad in the paper... So... this Doctor posts an ad saying "I can cure any disease for $500. If I can't cure you, you get $1000." So this fellow who is looking to make a quick buck figures, what the hell. Looking on the internet for a disease with no cure, he finds -Tastoritis- the inability to taste any food. "Doc," he says, walking into the office. "I have tastoritis... no cure. I can't taste anything." The doctor says "Hmmm. I've heard of this and I've heard of some new resea…

Three Chinese went to America.. Three Chinese named Chu, Bu, and Fu went to America. Upon reaching there they decided to Americanise their names. So Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.. And Fu decided to return to China.

Bubba and his three brothers Billy, Buck and Bob were driving their brand new truck one morning. Suddenly they were rear ended by an old man. Furious, they pulled over and were about to beat the shit out of him. Man - "Hold on, this is unfair. There are four of you and I'm just a weak old man." Bubba - "You're right. Billy and Bob, you two fight on his side to make it even." Buck - "But now it's three vs. two." Bob - "You go home old man, we'll sort this out."

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they have to Americanize their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Su and Fu decided to stay in China

Two Hunters One cool November morning, two hunters take their biggest buck ever. As yhey struggled dragging the monster buck back to their pickup, they were stopped by a game warden.He asked to see their hunting licenses.Assured that all was in order, the game warden wished them a good day, but offered some advice..."If you men would pull from the front legs, instead of the back legs, the buck will glide easier in the leaves instead of going against the grain of fur. "The hunters thanked the ga…

Three Chinese men named Chu, Bu and Fu moved to USA They all decided to change their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Fu went back to China.

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go hunting... The three see a buck a little distance away. The physicist makes a quick, back-of-the-envelope calculation, assuming an ideal bullet and neglecting wind resistance, and then fires. The bullet lands 10 meters in front of the buck. The engineer has been doing his own calculations, adding in wind resistance and adding a fudge factor to include wind variations, Coriolis forces, and other, unknown variables. He fires, and the round lands 1…

A statistics joke... Three statisticians go deer hunting with bows. They see a giant buck in the woods. Statistician #1 fires his arrow--it goes 10 yards to the left. Statistician #2 fires his arrow--it goes 10 yards to the right. Statistician #3 throws down his bow and yells, "We got it!"

A homeless man is on the street corner begging for money A wealthy lawyer walks past him. "Pardon me, sir, but do you have any spare change?" The lawyer looks annoyed, and turns to him. "No, no I don't. I don't believe in giving handouts to bums. But I tell you what," he said, handing him a business card, "if you come to my house tomorrow morning, I will pay you to do some chores around my house." The homeless man agrees. Sure enough, right on time, the homeless man knocks on the lawyer'…

A dumb guy visits a hunting club and asks a hunter how he killed his first buck. The hunter says he got his gun

A young southern buck went to Las Vegas.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are always under a buck

I went to a brothel that took deer as payment They described it as the best bang for your buck

Once there was a Cowboy and a Lawyer. The Lawyer went deer hunting on a friend's farm. A huge buck comes along and the Lawyer raises his gun

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear

Bubba and his three brothers Billy Buck and Bob were driving their brand new truck one morning.