Bob and Steve are out hunting deer They've managed to shoot a big buck and are carrying it back to the car slung across a stick. All of a sudden Steve says ""Dude I've gotta take a shit, I'll be back in a few minutes."" Steve walks off a short way into the forest, digs a hole and starts doing his business. Bob is waiting for a while, then comes up with the idea that he'll freak Steve out by gutting the buck, sneaking up behind him while hes taking a shit and dump the guts into the hole Steve had…

Three legged Pig A traveling salesman trying to make a buck was driving through the plains of Nebraska when he decided to stop at a farmhouse coming up on his left. As he was walking up the driveway toward the front door of the house, a pig with three legs caught his eye. It was just hobbling through the grass. When the farmer answered the door and asked what he was selling, the salesman first asked about the three legged pig. "That pig is the most amazing pig in the land, son." The farmer said…

Bubba and his three brothers Billy, Buck and Bob were driving their brand new truck one morning. Suddenly they were rear ended by an old man. Furious, they pulled over and were about to beat the shit out of him. Man - "Hold on, this is unfair. There are four of you and I'm just a weak old man." Bubba - "You're right. Billy and Bob, you two fight on his side to make it even." Buck - "But now it's three vs. two." Bob - "You go home old man, we'll sort this out."

Two Hunters One cool November morning, two hunters take their biggest buck ever. As yhey struggled dragging the monster buck back to their pickup, they were stopped by a game warden.He asked to see their hunting licenses.Assured that all was in order, the game warden wished them a good day, but offered some advice..."If you men would pull from the front legs, instead of the back legs, the buck will glide easier in the leaves instead of going against the grain of fur. "The hunters thanked the ga…