Arizona Jokes

My favourite penguin joke A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. H…

A penguin is driving his car through Arizona... His engine begins to shudder and overheat, so he pulls off at the nearest exit. As luck would have it, there is a small auto repair shop close to the exit. He drops his car off for the mechanic to inspect and notices an ice cream shop just across the street. Mr. Penguin chooses a vanilla cone and due to his lack of suitable appendages, gets ice cream all over his face. Upon finishing his cone, he returns to the mechanic to pick up his car. As he…

Penguin Car Trouble A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having …

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona... ...and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he mak…

A cowboy with three beers A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other…

A cowboy... ... walks into a bar in Texas and orders three beers. He sits at the bar, drinking a sip out of each glass in turn. This goes on for a few weeks till the bartender says " You know beer goes flat after pouring - why don't you just buy them one at a time?" The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado . When they left our home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one b…

A penguin is driving through Arizona... A penguin is driving through Arizona in the middle of summer when smoke starts to emanate from the hood of his car. He pulls off the highway into a small town and luckily finds a mechanic. The mechanic tells the penguin it'll take him an hour to figure out what's wrong with his car and that if he's hungry there's a supermarket across the street. The penguin leaves his car with the mechanic and heads over to the grocery store. Browsing the aisles, he spo…

Blue seal This penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices the oil pressure light is on so he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing h…

One July a gentoo penguin was driving cross-country from Atlanta, Georgia to Santa Monica, California. Of course he had the air conditioner on full blast, because he was a penguin (they like it super cold in the car.) He made it all the way to Winslow, Arizona when the blower in the car started to blow warm air. Penguins don't like much heat, and he started to get a bit worried. He fiddled with the knobs, but nothing worked. The air was getting warmer and warmer. The sun was out, and he start…

My friend showed me a photo of a famous meteor crater in Arizona. It's amazing how close it landed to the Visitor's Center.

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.

Amazing Red Cloud A guy was driving down the highway in Arizona and he sees a sign that says “Amazing Red Cloud

A penguin is driving through Arizona... A penguin is driving through Arizona in the middle of summer when smoke starts to emanate from the hood of his car. He pulls off the highway into a small town and luckily finds a mechanic. The mechanic tells the penguin it'll take him an hour to figure out what's wrong with his car and that if he's hungry there's a supermarket across the street.

Blue seal This penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices the oil pressure light is on so he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

A penguin is driving his car through Arizona... His engine begins to shudder and overheat

Penguin Car Trouble A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers? Arizona

What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie

A married couple were enjoying a luxury South Sea cruise until their liner was shipwrecked and they were washed ashore on a desert island, the only survivors. Day after day, they looked hopefully out to sea in the hope of spotting a passing vessel but none came. As boredom set in, they started to think about their home back in Arizona. The wife asked: "Did you remember to pay the final instalment on the Chevrolet before we came away?" "No, honey, I clean forgot. Sorry." "Did you remember to pay …

Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! 1678. Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! 1679. Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! 1680. Knock Knock Who's there? Ankansas! Ankansas who? Ankansas though any piece of wood! 1681. Knock Knock Who's there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave. As he got out of the shower he said to his wife: "It's just too hot to wear clothes today honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money."