Wearing Husband Goggles The party's host paid me a great compliment. ""You are a good-looking woman,"" he said. ""HonestI've had only one beer."" My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, ""Imagine how great she'll look after two."" Rosemary Tomy, Tucson, Arizona

A cowboy walks into a bar... A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, ""You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The cowboy replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the othe…

The cowboy... A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one ...in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, ""You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The cowboy replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colo…

Tough shit Amigo! A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. ""Good man,"" the fairy said, ""I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."" The man told the fairy, ""Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."" The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PI…