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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling. 3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf. C

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An airplane was about to crash with 4 passengers on board. An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Russell Westbrook and I'm averaging a triple double. The Thunder and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't

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An Englishman goes on a hunting tour of the Americas. He first stops in Canada, where he shoots a large male grizzly bear In order to ease the transportion of his trophy, the Englishman cuts the bear into pieces, seperating the legs, the arms and head from the torso. He then continues his tour southward crossing the border into the USA. At the border a customs agent checks his belongings. "Sir," says the agent "You appear to have a bear's head, legs and torso among your posessions, which are

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The world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make was strolling through a town in America's Midwest when he stumbled upon an old record shop that sold vinyl classics. Flicking through the racks of LPs, his attention was caught by an album entitled "Wasps of the World – and the Sounds They Make." Intrigued, he asked the young sales assistant if he could listen to the album. "Certainly, sir," said the assistant. "Step into the booth, put on the headphones, and I'll put the LP on for you." So

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A group of guests in a party were blaming all of America’s problems on lawyers when a woman said, “They aren’t actually all that bad. Why, last year a lawyer gave me $2000.” “I don’t believe it,” the host responded. “It’s true, I swear it,” said the woman. “I had a complicated personal injury case and what with the lawyer’s fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal etc, my bill was $51,000. When the judgment only amounted to $49,000, my lawyer simply forgave the difference!”

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