A reporter asked Donald Trump ""What is your greatest weakness?"" ""You see that is the problem with america. They always ask me what is America's weakness? Believe me, I will make america not weak again. I will make america great. Believe me. We dont have to think about weakness. China is weak. Mexico is weak. But we are not weak, we are strong. Trust me. Im not a politician. Politicians are liars. Im not a liar. You see america is weak right now because these politicians make america weak. But…

About Donald Trump Just wanted to talk about Donald Trump Of course lots of you hate him, other might like him. He says he'll make america great again, what does that mean great again? America has always been great! I went there 2 years ago, it was one of the greatest country ever Not to say that it doesn't have flaws but who are we kidding? They live in heaven compared to other third world countries Can we make something greater when it is already great? I don't know Each and everyone of us has…

Old lady's wager A little old lady walks into the Bank of America with a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the president of the bank. She tells the bank president that she has accumulated several hundred thousand dollars over the years and would like to open a trust in the bank. Since he is free at the time and does not want to decline an old woman, the president agrees to see her. The president is curious, so he asks her, ""Where did you get all this money?"" The old lady repli…

An Englishman goes on a hunting tour of the Americas. He first stops in Canada, where he shoots a large male grizzly bear In order to ease the transportion of his trophy, the Englishman cuts the bear into pieces, seperating the legs, the arms and head from the torso. He then continues his tour southward crossing the border into the USA. At the border a customs agent checks his belongings. "Sir," says the agent "You appear to have a bear's head, legs and torso among your posessions, which are …