So an airplane was about to crash..... An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, ""I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die."" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, ""I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future President. I deserve to live"" And she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the pl…

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple petrified by lava had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. ""How awful !"" exclaimed the wife. ""Si but what a great way to spend eternity."" added the husband.

I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent

Hindi jokes Indian husband wife jokes (हिंदी के चुटकुले): पति और पत्नी के बीच का रिश्ता ही ऐसा होता (Husband wife) है कि, जिसमें बिना प्यार, हंसी, मज़ाक, नोक, झोंक, लड़ाई के (Husband wife jokes) कोई मज़ा ही नहीं आता है। अगर आपके और आपके पार्टनर के बीच का (Jokes hindi) रिश्ता भी पानी पुरी के पानी की तरह ही तीखा और मीठा (Funny jokes in Hindi) ज़ायकेदार है। तो ये चुटकुले उन्हें बहुत ही गजब लगेंगे, देखें हंसा-हंसाकर घनचक्कर करने वाले पति-पत्नी (Indian Husband wife jokes) के मज़ेदार जोक्स। जिन्हें आप…