Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell

An American anthropology professor is lecturing on how to recognize the dominant features of a culture. ""It's quite simple,"" she says. ""Just look for the things to which, or for which, people make great sacrifices. In medieval Italy, look at how much money the people gave to the Catholic Church in their devotion to Jesus and the Virgin Mary. In pre-Columbian Mexico, look at the sacifice of humans on the Aztec altars of their gods. Even in modern India, look at the outrageous burdens placed on…

Jack, Brad, and Russell got shipwrecked in an island and were captured by vicious tribesmen. They were brought to the Chieftain, to which they were ordered to go into the jungle, pick a fruit and gather 12 pieces of it and present it back. The three hurriedly went to the jungle. Jack and Brad returned together. Jack gathered 12 bananas, and Brad picked 12 blueberries. Upon presenting the fruits, the Chief then told the two: ""I will let anyone of you live if you can shove the fruits that you bri…

Some of the interesting lines that can be seen written behind trucks in India. 1. Overtake me if you have the balls, or else tolerate being stuck behind my ass. 2. You, the one with ill thoughts, may your children live, and drink cheap country liquor when they get old. 3. The rich feed on biscuits and cake, while the drivers feed on clutch and brake. 4. Those who were in a hurry are gone. [Not a joke though] 5. What are you looking at? This is how it (this truck) would move! 6. Don't hang you wi…