Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel

One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!

Jack, Brad, and Russell got shipwrecked in an island and were captured by vicious tribesmen. They were brought to the Chieftain, to which they were ordered to go into the jungle, pick a fruit and gather 12 pieces of it and present it back. The three hurriedly went to the jungle. Jack and Brad returned together. Jack gathered 12 bananas, and Brad picked 12 blueberries. Upon presenting the fruits, the Chief then told the two: ""I will let anyone of you live if you can shove the fruits that you bri…

Does anyone know Russel? My friend kyle posted this joke about knowing Russel. Then his bro Corbin came along and posted the same joke! I thought he was really really stupid but it turns out that he was just joking!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAA Edit: Thanks for the gold!

What do you call a man with news paper down his pants Russel

What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL) Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with. WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel. In a hole? Doug. On a pile of dirt? Phil Now a few of my own ( although others have probably figured these out too): WDYCAGWNAANL on fire? Bernie Dead? Mort or Mortie With one rem…

A few somewhat connected jokes What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the ocean? Bob What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who sits in a bush? Russel

What do you call... ...a man in a bush? Russel! ...a man in a lake? Bob! ...a man with a car on his head? Jack! ...a man with a spade in his head? Doug! ...a man without a spade in his head? Douglas! ...a man with a toilet on his head? Lou! ...a man with a map on his head? Miles! ...a man hooked to the wall? Art! ...a woman slates on her head? Ruth! ...a man with a plank on his head? Edward! ...a man with TWO planks on his head? Edward Wood! ...a man with THREE planks on his head? Edward Woodwar…

What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel