What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL) Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with. WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel. In a hole? Doug. On a pile of dirt? Phil Now a few of my own ( although others have probably figured these out too): WDYCAGWNAANL on fire? Bernie Dead? Mort or Mortie With one remaining functional appendage? Randy. Cheering for the red team? Fred Buried in a mine cave-in? Cole In a fire? It's Cole again! Hanging from a tree? Bud Hanging from a different tree? Leif In a pile of hay? Rick WDYCAGWNAANL who fell through the outhouse hole? Lou