I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography.

An order of monks are selling flowers... ...illegally on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Only Hugh... Three Monk-to-be's decided that the celibate life was not the life for them. They left the monastery after tell the Abbot that they were tired of singing and praying all day. The three young men moved to a near by village and started a flower shop. The flower shop flourished and was more successful than any other business in town, until, children started disappearing from the surrounding area. The entrepreneurs were soon under scrutiny because they were the newest members of the com…

The worst (best?) pun ever. So a man owns a flower shop in a small town. He's the only florist in the area, so nof course all the townspeople went to him to buy flowers for special events. Then one day a friar moves in, and sets up a flower shop right across the street from the florist. Since everyone wanted to buy flowers from a man of God, the florist started losing business. About a week goes by, and the florist realises, ""Hey, I'm going bankrupt here. I need to do something about this."" So…